To: Macsmith230
From: Jesus
Subject: Re
I got an email today from Jesus. I didn't read it since it was in my spam box, but it looks like he finally got around to answering me.
The problem is, I've forgotten what I wrote him about in the first place. I could have been e-viting him to my birthday party, or maybe it was forwarding the message about saving the children. In any case, it was nice of him to write back.
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Suburban,
Repent now!
Jesus
No need, I opened the email and it turned out to be an invitation to try a new penis enlarger.
I'm thinking someone might've hacked Jesus's email account.
If you repent, it will get bigger.
J.H.C.
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