Sunday, May 06, 2007

Jesus loves me

To: Macsmith230

From: Jesus

Subject: Re

I got an email today from Jesus. I didn't read it since it was in my spam box, but it looks like he finally got around to answering me.

The problem is, I've forgotten what I wrote him about in the first place. I could have been e-viting him to my birthday party, or maybe it was forwarding the message about saving the children. In any case, it was nice of him to write back.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Suburban,
Repent now!
Jesus

M. Smith said...

No need, I opened the email and it turned out to be an invitation to try a new penis enlarger.

I'm thinking someone might've hacked Jesus's email account.

Anonymous said...

If you repent, it will get bigger.
J.H.C.